Pick Your Team
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Steve
Goosebucket
The lovely little peach from Discord that is so incredibly excited that you've found the Howler's Den. Steve is one of the many Discord characters that welcomes new members to the server in the Landing Pad.
The quirky goose who wears the highest fashion upon his head - a stunning red bucket. An emoji added to the server that members will use to greet new server members in the Landing Pad.
Steve
This little peach is one of Discords built-in emojis. She wiggles with anticipation and excitement when she welcomes newcomers to the Howler's Den.
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Members of Pegasus Legion had been itching to give a howler a very mundane name: Steve. Rather than bequeathing someone with the name, Steve was appointed to the peach, per Skipper's suggestion.
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Her most controversial feature? Her eyes:
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Some believe that they are devoid of life and soul, bottomless pits of agony. They find her features to be creepy and difficult to look at.
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Others believe she is on the verge of losing consciousness due to her excitement to greet new members of the Den.
Flewd was one of the first to voice his distrust in the peach named Steve. He rebelled with a Harpy Eagle which later devolved into Goosebucket upon the discovery of the emoji.
A little-known Primus lore:
Mop emojis are hard to find! When Salem was looking for a mop emoji to represent Ephraim, she stumbled upon Goosebucket. He was too quirky not to add to the server, therefore represents Ephraim.
His most controversial oppositions:
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Some believe Goosebucket ready for battle, equipped with helmet and mop (depictions later evolved to include said mop).
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Others question what really goes on inside his head - who really wears a bucket on their head?
Goosebucket
A Story from Goldfish
In a place called the Den, the people lived in (relative) peace. For this mangy lot– the Howlers, they called themselves– peace did not mean the absence of chaos. They were bred out of bedlam and could not shake their rowdy roots. So they sprinkled chaos into their daily lives, and sometimes they would spice it up for some flare. The famed Den Dunk, for example, a questionable culinary concoction involving Oreos and whiskey, incited much excitement among them. Several new Howlers found their way into the Den amidst the mayhem. It even drew the Chaos Wranglers (colloquially known as Joel and Pierce) into the fray, and though Pierce has yet to give in to the Den Dunk (publically, at least), the wrangler Joel gave his stamp of approval.
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Yet in the chaos, there was order. The Den Dunk could be partaken in freely, but lists were kept of the participants by the Howler called Badger. Trial and error cultivated suggestions to be used for reference: the best types of whiskey, oreo, and dunk technique (perfected by the Howler Dunk) took shape like a sword hammered at the forge.
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But then came the divide. Every great house must subside to pure chaos. Though barbs had been thrown about and loyalties questioned in previous times, nothing compared to the blood feud which began. It was a slow crack which suddenly became a chasm. The Den broke into two groups: The Stevers, and the Goosebuckets.
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The Stevers worship the peach dubbed Steve by the Howler Skipper (though her alliance neither). Howler Tower operates as her First Priest, while the Howlers Exit and Slink serve as Ascension Coordinators. Steve welcomes new Howlers into the Den with vivacious, vibrating enthusiasm, but some find her welcome cry and blank slate eyes disconcerting, while others embrace her gracious greeting openly.
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Thus, the Goosebuckets were formed, led by the Howler Flood (colloquially known as Flewd). They rally behind the helmed goose as their mascot, who serves under the elusive Harpy (screech). It has been their mission to protect Howlers from the soul-stealing stare of Steve, though these accusations are not yet proven.
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Amidst the feud, the talented Howler Slink created banners (stickers) for these two sides. Steve glows in radiance and the goose stands cute under his bucket. Hail Libertas… Hail Steve/Goosebucket.
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Though the feud still rages, Stevers and the Goosebuckets have united under one goal: bequeath Howler One (see also: Pierce, Chaos Wrangler) with as many of their banners as possible. It was decided when giving a banner, the motion must be accompanied with a cryptic one-liner. Hail Steve; Hail Goosebucket; Hey, I Got You This (insert wink here); Steve Says ‘Sup; Duck Duck Goose, Steve Sends His Regards; Mess With the Honk & You Get the Bonk; have all been proposed to accompany the gifts.
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Though the divide runs strong, the common desire for chaos runs stronger. The Den shall stay united through their common love of bedlam and turmoil, and most importantly, escalating shit. Today is not the day they fall.
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All hail chaos!